Here Are Your Weekly Horoscopes For November 27th-December 1st
Dec13

Here Are Your Weekly Horoscopes For November 27th-December 1st

Yeah, this week is probably going to suck because, well, the week after a holiday always sucks. That has nothing to do with your horoscope, btw. Actually, you should enjoy the fuck out of this week, because Mercury retrogrades starting December 1. Live it up while you can, betches! Aries The planets in your chart are all kicking it in the area that controls your desire to travel and explore. Sure, you’re probably forced to...

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The 7 Most Clich Spring Break Destinations
Dec11

The 7 Most Clich Spring Break Destinations

After the literal shit show that has been 2017, the countdown to spring break is pretty much the only thing keeping me somewhat sane this winter. I mean, after following the summer’s Rob and Chyna drama, keeping up with Miley’s non-stoner revival, and dealing with the news that every man on TV is a sexual predator, it’s been a hard year, and no amount of tequila shots or Kylie Lip Kits can get me through this time...

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The 10 Places To Instagram Before You Die
Dec10

The 10 Places To Instagram Before You Die

One of the good things about Instagram (or the bad, depending on how you look at it) is the advent of doing things for the ‘Gram. Like, it’s great when you’re taking a photo of your hot dog legs on a beach and showing off to your 400 Instagram followers, but it’s annoying when anyone else who isn’t you does the same exact thing. Well, too fucking bad for everyone else, because I’m here to give you...

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The 6 Stages of Santacon
Dec10

The 6 Stages of Santacon

Listen up, people, because a dark force is about to descend upon New York City this weekend, and that force is Santacon. For those of you who don’t know what Santacon is, it’s an event that takes place once a year where people dress up like slutty elves and puke on the streets—all in the name of Christmas! Normally, I’m in full support of any and all events that encourage you to black out before noon and dress...

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The 7 Most Ridiculous Moments From ‘Love Actually’
Dec09

The 7 Most Ridiculous Moments From ‘Love Actually’

is a perfect movie, probably one of the three best ever made. I’m not fucking around. I love that movie more than I love my innumerable illegitimate children, and if we’re having casual sex around this time of year and you do not consent to watching this movie with me at least three times, lady, we are quits. was here long before we started making out in the basement of Café Saint-Ex, and it’ll be here long...

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