1. Katy Perry
Katy Perry used to be on top of the world. You know, back in the day when her aesthetic was a cupcake bra that shoots fire, rather than a pantsuit that’s a failed attempt at being avant-garde while she pretends to be woke. Katy’s mission to empower the world with a few annoyingly catchy pop songs and a platinum pixie cut was about as effective as drinking a Gatorade when you’re experiencing the worst hangover in human history. Although I will say that one of my legitimate hobbies is watching her SNL performance of “Bon Appetit” with Migos with the sound off. Just check this shit out:
^WHAT IS THAT, KATY? What are those movements you are making with your hands and face?
2. Taylor Swift
You know it’s bad when two A-list celebrities have been feuding forevs and nobody even cares enough to pick a side. Even if you paid me a shit ton of money to go to a Taylor and Katy concert, I’d probably still skip it to watch reruns of . Hating Taylor Swift is basically an Olympic event. From her painfully symbolic music videos to her insane need to publicly shame anyone who’s ever pissed her off (all while trying to maintain her reputation as America’s sweetheart), everything Taylor does is so fucking annoying that ripping on it is actually a pleasurable activity.
3. The Kardashians
There’s no denying that the Kardashian-Jenner family is the real life version of Regina George. The more you hate them, the more you love them. Even if you swear you can’t stand them and refuse to Keep Up (lol, I’m hilarious), there’s not a single one of us who is above finding themselves 65 weeks deep in Kylie’s Instagram at any given moment. In the future, there will be college courses dedicated to exploring the psychological ramifications the Kardashians have inflicted upon us all.
4. Rob Kardashian
I know I literally just listed the entire Kardashian family, but Rob like, doesn’t count and that’s probably why you hate him. You don’t hate Rob because he’s so popular and you’re jealous of him *Gretchen Wieners voice.* You hate him because he’s a bajillionaire that wears the same exact dirty gym shorts everyday.
5. Azealia Banks
Azealia might be the only person on this list that we actually have a legitimate reason to hate. She released like, one banger in 2011, and now thinks that has given her the right to shit on every relevant celebrity’s life to try to stay in the spotlight. Azealia comes swinging at celebs way out of her league, like Rihanna and Nicki Minaj. Azealia Banks is like your one friend who’s fun to go out with until she becomes belligerent and tries to fight the bouncer and you all get kicked out of VIP. She’s just like, so embarrassing.
6. Jennifer Lawrence
At first, we all loved JLaw because she was like us. She loves pizza and falls down a lot. Then it was like, okay… stop pretending to be a shit show because we laughed at it one time. There’s nothing more annoying than an otherwise flawless celebrity who plays up normal people shit to be faux relatable.
7. John Mayer
John Mayer is basically the male version of a Katy Perry and Taylor Swift hybrid. He’s probably partially responsible for their obnoxious feud, if you’re still pretending to care about the timeline of that at all. He basically just rants to himself on Twitter and is like, the OG douchebag.
8. Anne Hathaway
Do I even need to explain this one? We all hate Anne Hathaway, and nobody knows why. It’s just a thing. Let’s move on.
9. The Chainsmokers
The Chainsmokers were dope when they were creating pregame anthems. Then, Drew (the hot one) decided he was going to start singing. It started out well, because we were all obsessed with “Closer.” But then, he KEPT SINGING. And rhyming difficult words with random cities when they couldn’t think of a real word to rhyme them with. And it was awful. They’re not called the Nickelback of EDM for nothing.
10. Bella Thorne
Last but not least, your favorite celeb to hate-stalk, Bella Thorne!! Whether she’s bragging about the fact that she does her own makeup (uh, yeah… we can tell) or trying to convince us that like “yo, dude I’m chill as fuck,” everything she does is violently cringeworthy.